Joke Time: Difference between Foriegn post and Nigeria post

Foriegn Page:
Hello my name is sandra stone, am from uk, i love my husband so much and am ready to do anything to please him, but recently am falling in love with his cousin
Comments:
James Silva: I think you need to talk to your husband, because marriage is all about communication
Sarah Whyte: Oh my dear, sorry about that, have been in your shoes before, i had to wake up to the fact that am married
Nicky Cole: Well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin
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Nigerian Page:
My name is amara, i live in abuja, am married with kids, i love my husband so much, but i think am falling for his cousin what should i do??? please no insults
Comments:
Precious Vanestta: You are a disgrace to womanhood, shame on you
Lucky Okone: If you want to fall for me too, call 0813********e